{"id":1285,"date":"2017-08-21T07:16:53","date_gmt":"2017-08-21T07:16:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2018-05-30T15:19:52","modified_gmt":"2018-05-30T15:19:52","slug":"streda-ctvrtek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/?p=1285","title":{"rendered":"St\u0159eda, \u010dtvrtek\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ve st\u0159edu m\u011b vzbudili snad je\u0161t\u011b v noci a vyjeli jsme na dlouhou cestu, kterou jsem p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b prospal. Ve \u010dtvrtek odpoledne jsme kone\u010dn\u011b dorazili na m\u00edsto, kter\u00e9 se jmenuje Solu\u0148 a odkud p\u0159i\u0161li v\u00edrozv\u011bstov\u00e9 a zcivilizovali n\u00e1s tak, \u017ee jsme potom vra\u017edili u\u017e jen ve jm\u00e9nu k\u0159\u00ed\u017ee.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Vylezli jsme do p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u00fdho vedra. Tohle tedy ne! Sice jsme \u0161li pod\u00e9l mo\u0159e po promen\u00e1d\u011b a tak hrozn\u00fd to nebylo, ale mus\u00edm d\u00e1t jasn\u011b najevo, \u017ee tohle tedy ne. Plou\u017eil jsem se a sna\u017eil jsem se vysunout jazyk a\u017e na zem a co nejv\u00edc slintat, abych vypadal jak v posledn\u00edm ta\u017een\u00ed. Zabralo to a P\u00ed mi b\u011b\u017eela koupit drahou vodu do obchodu se suven\u00fdry \ud83d\ude42 Vydr\u017eel jsem a nenapil se. Docela jsem v\u0161echny vyto\u010dil:-D Aspo\u0148 mi tedy drahou vodu vylili na hlavu. To se ale dalo vydr\u017eet.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Potom jsme obl\u00e9zali r\u016fzn\u00e1 m\u00edsta, kde se p\u00e1n\u00ed\u010dkov\u00e9 r\u016fzn\u011b jevili. Moc to tu nevypad\u00e1 &#8222;dog friendly&#8220;. V Rotund\u011b m\u011b nepustili ani na lavi\u010dku v \u00farovni pokladny a P\u00e1 se mnou musel st\u00e1t u br\u00e1ny. Ten byl vyto\u010denej&#8230; Vypad\u00e1 to, \u017ee tady bude prdel \ud83d\ude1b Haf.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/wp-image-497566507.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1284\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/wp-image-497566507.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"711\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/wp-image-497566507.jpg 2160w, http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/wp-image-497566507-169x300.jpg 169w, http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/wp-image-497566507-768x1365.jpg 768w, http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/wp-image-497566507-576x1024.jpg 576w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0 5px 5px;float:right;height:8px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/?p=1285\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"verdana\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ve st\u0159edu m\u011b vzbudili snad je\u0161t\u011b v noci a vyjeli jsme na dlouhou cestu, kterou jsem p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b prospal. Ve \u010dtvrtek odpoledne jsme kone\u010dn\u011b dorazili na m\u00edsto, kter\u00e9 se jmenuje Solu\u0148 a odkud p\u0159i\u0161li v\u00edrozv\u011bstov\u00e9 a zcivilizovali n\u00e1s tak, \u017ee jsme potom vra\u017edili u\u017e jen ve jm\u00e9nu k\u0159\u00ed\u017ee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-recko-2017-prazdniny-pod-psa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1407,"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions\/1407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.schwarzovi.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}